Using the Linux command:
#!/bin/sh
while [ 1 = 1 ]
do
#eject cdrom
eject
#pull cd rom tray back in
eject -t
done
He was able to tie a string to his baby's cradle and get it to rock his baby to sleep.. this is extremely innovative (and resourceful IMO) and sooooo fucking lazy! hahaha..
Parenting Fail. Coding Win!