Note to self...

Usually when I work morning shifts at work, I just go straight up to work, have an english muffin with peanut butter and honey and usually water or coffee if I needed a caffeine boost. But our coffee is crap.. even with all the stupid extra shit I put in it. (2 hazelnut creams and a ton of sugar. LOL)

I had some time on my hands and decided to go to Starbucks on telegraph on the way out.. White Chocolate Mocha, eh? eh? sounds good in the morning doesnt it?

So I get there and I park, head to the store. As I enter, I notice a white van creeping up and start to accelerate gradually.. I didnt think anything of it then, and then it parked in front of the starbucks. (Note: the starbucks on telegraph canyon is at a corner of the intersection where cars enter and exit, so it was basically blocking the people exiting.) From there I see on the side of the van "San Diego Police School Command Unit" or something, but it took the entire length of the van.

Out walks this dude, I still think nothing of it.. I order my White Chocolate Mocha, and stand where you wait to pick it up. This dude walks up to me and says:

Officer: I think you need to come with me young man..
Me: What? (I said very off-guard)
Officer: You should be in school right now, com'n lets go. (Very assertive that I would just give up and go)
Me: Officer, you MUST be mistaken...
Officer: NO! I've see you around before, now lets go! (As he reaches in his pocket for what it looks like is wire ties)
Me: Dude! (I reached for my wallet) I'M FUCKING 30 YEARS OLD! (Shoves my ID in his face)
Officer: (Stunned at how fucking retarded he is) Oh... oh... I'm so sorry, you look so young..
Me: And that gives you a right to just harass me? You should pay for my coffee..
Officer: (Backing out slowly) Look..um... i'm sorry.. (runs out the door)

Fucking volunteer cops. I know I look young but DAAAAMN.. check some fucking ID first you fucking dipshits!

As I drove to work with my tainted White Chocolate Mocha, that once gave me joy and delicious happiness, I realized it was a sign. I should not EVER go to starbucks again. LOL. Its a rare occasion when I go, and when I do.. I almost get arrested? Someone out there wants me to stop drinking the over priced sugar bombs.

Duely noted.